Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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