What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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