Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Neither did she.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Anti Joke

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