Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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