Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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