- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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