What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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