- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Urban ghettos

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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