how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats 2+2? 4

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

womans rights...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

No your aunties a joke

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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