- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Male leadership.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

I'm hungry.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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