My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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