why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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