- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I'm homeless.

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