Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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