- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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