- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Once upon a time a was born

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

test

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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