Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Eric is gay Ha

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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