- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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