- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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