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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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