- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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