Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Chris is hairy

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Yes

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Men's rights

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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