What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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