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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

your mum

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Justin Bieber.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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