Women deserve equal rights.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Charlie Sheen

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's long and black The unemployment line

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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