What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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