Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Urban ghettos

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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