- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

So a horse walks into a barn.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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