- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the new green? Green

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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