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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what do you call a black chef glendon

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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