- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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