Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Gus's mom

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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