- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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