- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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