- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

I named my son ps2 controller

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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