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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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