Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I'm Coming

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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