What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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