- Anti Joke

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.