How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Women's rights

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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