- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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