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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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