How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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