What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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A American seeking into mexico

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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