Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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guess what what ...

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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