- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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