- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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