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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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