What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

hey guys im gay

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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