What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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hey guys im gay

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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