- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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