- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

12 in general

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.