Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Tim likes girls

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ever tried african food? they neither

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Anti Joke

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