Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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One, two, three, four and five

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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