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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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