- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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