- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what did one computer say to the other .........

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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