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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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