Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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