- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

It's all Taggart

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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