- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??