A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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