why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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