- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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