Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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