How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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