- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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