- Anti Joke

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

hi penis ham telephone

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot