- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

There's my tractor.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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