- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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