- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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