Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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