- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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