What's big and messy? A big mess

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What's just not right? Left

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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