- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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