- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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